I know I was supposed to post about London but some photos from my weekend can’t really wait.
Dan’s sister Michelle is getting married October 2nd and I’m part of the wedding party. We (as in the other bridesmaid Tori, the Maid of Honour Amanada and I) meshed our ideas together and came up with a ‘bachelorette weekend’ for her.
Friday night was a party/sleepover at Michelle’s place where she received the present of a blow up doll that we named “Sloppy Cock” due to the fact that his “member” kept falling off and spitting stuffing all over. Saturday we went to Niagara Falls (with Sloppy of course) and walked around the town- went to a wax museum and later Screamers (a haunted house) where I got so freaked out merely by the sight of a big masked clown outside, that after paying I not only did not make it through the doorway- I ran away almost in tears. I tried to be a sport but apparently I’m the biggest chicken in the history of the Niagara region. (Please note: I am a fantastic “purse holder” though.)
Then finally today we went on a apple themed Anna Olson (from the Food Network’s “Fresh”) wine tour. We tasted some spiffy wines, ate some cheese, went to a mill and got some fresh flour and hung out with Anna herself. Hip? Heck yes!
Some photos:
Penis ice cubes
Penis cake
Table of nummers
Sloppy Cock after our toiler paper wedding dress contest and much partying
The bride-to-be
Arriving at the hotel: Tori, Sloppy and Michelle
Sloppy Cock likes to push buttons
The hotel
The falls
Loving your mother and Niagara Falls go hand in hand
That’s not the Harry Potter I know
I joined Michelle on the best eyewear purchase this year. So classy
Kanye eat your heart out
Mr. T in wax form- Ain’t got no time for jibba jabba!
Forest, what is life like?
We are part of the Simpsons shhh
We went for dinner at the Hard Rock Cafe and they may have given us a table right next to 12 Belgian firefighters in town for training…
Penis straws- vogue
The boys at the Hard Rock Club put Sloppy’s cock into his own mouth… naughty to the power of 12
We ran into some street kids busking and they really liked Sloppy… even their pet rat.
Michelle decided to marry Sloppy before we went dancing- it was a nice evening for an outdoor ceremony
Sloppy was feeling pretty rough in the morning, some would say that he is slightly deflated…
We behaved ourselves in front of Anna Olson. She’s hawt.
Michelle found out that she will share the same anniversary as Anna and her husband Michael awwww
The end-ish. I’m sure if some of the other ladies have some incredible photos they may find there way onto here at some point or another.
I apologize for the horrible puns above. I’m exhausted.
Sleepy time.
K
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